seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

bagelbrother:

wow this eclipse is breath taking

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

ivanoooze:

alright ditto you wise ass

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

j4ya:

when white people wear bindis for fashion

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over